And then there's an update.
An excerpt from an actual conversation:Her: You know, everytime I see your penis, I swear it's bigger than the last time.
Me: I figured those extra situps everyday would pay off somewhere.
Me: Wait... was that supposed to be a compliment or an insult?
Not the reason why I stopped dating her.
Or any of 'em.
It had nothing to do with genitalia or any of the inner mysteries that happen between two ideally consenting adults behind closed doors.
What's the point I'm heading towards?
I've been a super single as of last Tuesday.
Bad planning on my part.
Should've at least waited until after my bday.
'Cuz I could use a nice backrub.
Why the halt in all of the dating?
There was a mutual feeling of lack of growth in 3 of the 4 relationships.
The last one preferred bein' super isolated an' would've required more work than I'd like to be putting in at this stage of the relationship.
I also felt like I needed a break on all aspects.
Physically, mentally, spiritually, financially...
If anything, consider it a step towards ending world hunger.
Does that mean no more fun stories?
I've compiled a bunch.
And I'm not entirely opposed to dating, just give me a few weeks to recharge.
Blind dates can be more work than fun sometimes.
Birthday plans?
Car loaned out to roommate.
SeaWorld with anybody that wants to go for half the day.
Job opportunity that night at 7pm.
Need any presents?
I'm content with what I have.
As far as my resolutions go for this year (big screen, bed) I'll take care of 'em myself.
Again, the only thing I could use this year is a backrub.
Ladies need only apply.
If you really want to get me something, cash.
That way we can pool all the tiny donations together an' I can pick up a season pass to Disneyland.
'Cuz I'm a major fan of funnel cake.
Either that or a ukulele, still need to pick up a decent one.
So yea, ended up hurtin' a finger last week also.
Limited my guitar practice alot.
At least I've been gettin' more work on my writings done.
Which is what I'm off to do now.
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Think that covers everything.
Man, I've posted alot of blogs here.
Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"The drinking age in Poland is, I have $3." - Anonymous
